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Epiכ FaiL!: The New Talent Revolution
A Revolution is coming, and no I’m not talking about the “big red X” teaser video, I’m referring to the new talent imitative that the WWE has been slowly rolling out since Wrestlemania. Let’s
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Pipebombs, In Prose: Why John Cena Is The Best Heel in the WWE
He’s outlandish. He’s brash. He gets some of the loudest boos in the WWE today, but he doesn’t care one bit. He’s easily, beyond a shadow of a doubt, the best villain WWE has
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Epiכ FaiL!: YES YES YES The Death Of Cena & Rise Of Bryan
Wrestlemania was AWESOME. (Keep in mind I originally wrote this at 3am in a hotel in Miami, while slightly buzzed). Having gone to my first Wrestlemania last year in Atlanta, I can honestly say
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Ring Of Honor: A Fan’s Frustrations
Anyone who knows me knows that I have supported Ring Of Honor in a big way. Hell the username that is connected to this article is ROHCMPunkMark35. However Ring Of Honor has been on
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Thoughts from Planet Funk: The Current WWE Audience
‘Everyone’s a critic’, a statement which really couldn’t be any more true with regards to the current WWE audience. It seems to me that wrestling fans nowadays devote more of their time critiquing the quality of
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Epiכ FaiL!: The Road *YAWNS* To Wrestlemania
Wrestlemania! Wooo who’s excited? Come on, admit that you can’t wait to see Rock Vs Cena in the exact build up they used last year, but this time he’s actually going to wrestle. What’s
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Pipebombs, In Prose: How I Would Have Booked Super Bowl XLVI
Every year an event occurs that is so awe-inspiring, so grand in scale an entire nation stops and watches as athletes battle for bragging rights, forging memories that will endure in the nation’s collective
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Epiכ FaiL!: The Never Ending Sheamus Push
What’s so special about Sheamus? I’ll admit that I’m bias when it comes to certain wrestlers, but in the case of Sheamus I’ve tried to look at his appeal from all angles. He’s an
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A John Cena Heel Turn Will Flop
You’re damn right I said that. It. Will. Flop. From the IWC (internet wrestling community) to the regular fans, pratically everyone is begging for a John Cena heel turn. I’d for one would love
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Fast Food For Thought: The Bourne Trilogy
Evan Bourne was recently suspended for 60 days for a 2nd violation of the WWE Wellness Policy. For those unfamiliar with how it works first violation you get 30 days 2nd violation 60 days.
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